shoebox

A box in which you repetitively jerks off into. Instead of using a tissue or rag you use a shoebox instead.

Dad: "Tom, why does this shoebox smell so weird?"

Tom: "Oh, thats what i jerk off into"

by Mr Big3070 March 1, 2014

shoeboo

The booboos caused by wearing shoes, blisters, corns, cuts, etc.

I got a shoeboo from my new stripper heels, the straps totally chafe.

by sandbunny October 12, 2011

shoeboarding

The act of propelling oneself across ice or snow with shoes on

I ate shit while shoeboarding across that patch of black ice

by NefariousB October 30, 2012

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

shobiorules

super hot and amazing

do you follow shobiorules? you totally should

by not shobio rules February 21, 2021

shobioismarried

Perfect. If one word could explain it all. I’m so glad they exist, it makes me all warm inside when they tell me “HII” i blush immediately. Thank you for existing. They are amazing. Wonderful. Cute. I love them so much.
P.S. i love you more.
- You know who <3

shobioismarried is amazing. Jawdropping. Too good for this world. I love them. Truly do.

by Cheerio_7575 July 13, 2021

shobiohasmyheartcreaming

Adora is one of the most prettiest people i’ve met (considering i’ve never seen her face) shes funny and somewhat kind, shes an amazin person and im glad i met her- we might’ve had a shit ton of arguments but we always end up forgiving each other. Her content is funny and even though her username was a mistake, everyone loved it so she decided to keep it- she has the best laugh and the sweetest voice that anyone can hear and im happy we became moots - yer favorite aera

“Have ya seen shobiohasmyheartcreaming’s new video?”
“YEA I HAVE ITS AMAZIN”

by Gayyyasssmff May 23, 2022