Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

shmoof

the word shmoof is a word that describes the feeling you get when you want to squish something real bad

my dog is so cute i wanna shmoof him

by ilovedogsbetterthanu June 14, 2017

shloopydoupe

Extravagant and exquisite oral sex

What's your opinion on the shloopydoupe that was given by Simone yesterday

by ppheadman123 May 11, 2021

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Shmooplacopter

1. A large Satanic Nazi penis with bunny ears, a pretty awesome tweedly mustache, Gary Busey teeth and Ghandi getting a blow job from Mother Teresa. It includes another low quality penis with a small propeller so it can fly. It has an awesome set of flaming balls, and while in flight, Jesus Christ masturbates all over it.

2. The most offensive thing ever thought of.

3. Gary Busey's favorite way of transportation.

Holy $H!T!?! Did that Shmooplacopter just hit the World Trade Center?!

by W3SL3YG123 January 18, 2011

schmoop

Lurve. Sickly sweet romantic crap.

To be schmoopy is to make others vomit with your cavity inducing displays of affection. To want schmoop is normal, don't be alarmed. Submit.

by thephrog August 4, 2006

Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010