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Shmoopy

A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.
"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"
by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003
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shmoofty

mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak
As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.

As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
by steve Elektro June 25, 2009
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Shmozz

Wanna shmozz?
Did you already shmozz?
You look shmozzed up!
Wanna shmozz & a pancake?
by Shmozz Box December 16, 2020
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shmohawk

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
by idiotech66 January 14, 2008
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shmoop

a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves
dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.
by kdepasquo137 August 27, 2013
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Shmop

To travel in public with friends while doin some hoodrat shit.
Derived from the HBK gang
Often associated with those in California and the Shmop Boys of the HBK gang.
One level greater than mobbin'
Can also be used as an adjective to describe stuff.
Hey man, wanna shmop it Mc D's.
Bruh, I think I just saw your squad shmoppin it without you.
by Localuc October 20, 2014
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Shmood

Basically mood with the Sh sound the "Sh" before words trend came from Bobby Shmurda & his crew (GS9) like Shmoney.
(posts a pic) Caption: Shmood
Boy:Why so look mad?
Girl:just in a bad Shmood!
by SantanaJawn July 8, 2016
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