SMILF

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.

She's a SMILF!!!

by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012

smilf

She-male I'd like to fuck

Dude, your brother is a smilf

by Math October 30, 2003

shmiffy

A substitute word for great, cool, kickass, or awesome. You my also say shmiffyest.

1. "Wow this stuff is shmiffy!"
2. "Dude I am the shmiffyest."
3. "That would be so shmiffy if school got canceled."
4. "That guy is the smiffyest guitar player."

by yO maMa 678 December 19, 2008

SMILF

Single mum I'd like to fuck

Kate is a SMILF

by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015

Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck

When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.

by Krista Gable July 19, 2010

Smilf

A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.

"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."

by Salmon dragon. December 10, 2006

smilf

A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.

That asian chick is a total smilf.

by hehsmuda January 3, 2008