shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
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by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008

shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014