sloader

A website or streaming media that loads very slow on the internets. Created from the words slow, load, or loader.

Fred: Lets watch this streaming movie online!
Steve: I dont know man, it looks like a "sloader."

by yaddaboomba January 16, 2009

sloader

SLOW+LOADER - slowder
sloader(n)
1.a slow loader
2.anything that is slow at loading

Youtube, you dangerous fiend! I HATE YOU!!!! You're such a sloader !

by rmclorina4 May 29, 2010

sload

(v) (refers to computers): to load extremely slowly (Combo of 'slow + 'load')

Jeez, this computer won't stop sloading.

by MrWords June 23, 2009

shlode

A word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. A bastardized form of shit-load.

I realy gotta go drop a duece, I ate a shload of hotwings last night.

by Wordguy February 22, 2005

Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.

Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"

by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010

Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.

No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.

by Camel Feet March 23, 2011

Shoads

An overwhelmingly huge amount of something. Abreviation of 'shit-loads'.

"man I got shoads of work to get through today"

by Becstar November 23, 2006