Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Shaested

When you're a bar owner in reno who posts the 14 words on social media and your business goes under.

Haha, did you hear about shae's? I'm never going there again, they're a bunch of white nationalist scum. She really shaested her reputation.

by Sunstormsara April 4, 2021

Shlatted

When you're feeling so awesome and vibes that you can't help jumping with mad vibes

*Darren* "damn, that's so shlatted of you"
*karl starts jumping*

by Tupac Reborn February 16, 2022

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012