shiznapple

A word devised to avoid using the word "shit" for the purpose of talking clean. It is a substitute word for "shit".

Example 1:
(Parent) You can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(Child) Oh, come on! Thats a load of shiznapple!

Example 2: (A man stubs his toe and is in pain) Shiznapple!

by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008

shizlenits

A word that takes the place of the word "shit".

Old way: 'Oh shit, i dropped my phone" said Daniel

New way: 'Oh shizlenits, i dropped my cellular device' said Liam

by Liam Sherman May 22, 2005

Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.

1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?

by Daniffer October 17, 2005

shitenite

A night out clubbing/drinking where u dont pull any women or get any phone numbers etc...

male1: Man, i havent got laid in like a month!
male2: Yep, just another shitenite.

by Yeah Roy!! August 3, 2007

Shiznack

term used in replace of the word shit
used often to show shock or excitement

1.Oh shiznack!!

2.That rollercoaster was the shiznack!!

3.That's some messed up shiznack...

by Matthew Lawrence July 2, 2008

shiezenhof

To wear condoms on the unintended parts of your body.

Taylor likes to shiezenhof.

by hellokity254698 February 27, 2009

Shiken

Shiken is what people shout to greet each other. Source: Chemistry, cover teacher.
(Sh)e (i)s bro(ken) the shiken is holy and cherished.

Ella-“SHIKENNNNNNN”
Sam-“SHIKENNNNNN”
bystander-(beating their meat)”SHIKENNNNNNN”

by CANIGETAKISS July 10, 2019