shitland

A terrible place to be in; somewhere you wouldn't want to live.

I would love to leave this shitland of a country but I'm not moving away from my family.

by am49 August 6, 2014

Shithawk

someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.

a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"

Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"

Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"

Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

by Shithunter March 29, 2010

Shithawking

When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.

Damn, these pain meds have had me Shithawking all week!

by XxGypsyEyesxX August 26, 2017

Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

shitjangled

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket

Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled

by Prince fagget queers (lol@wes) July 4, 2018

Shitlan

a very bad person. will be rude to you, sucks at black jack, begs for money.

Hey shitlan.

by fuck you kid January 28, 2022

Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016