A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.
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by franky_madman November 8, 2005
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(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.
Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.
Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.
Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.
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Simple people to the extreme. Low educated. They are your rural lazy ignorant towns people. Most likely on Welfare, but not all. They do not improve on their lives, they just make them more difficult. They raise shitty families generation after generation. Shitfuckers absolutely love to make little things big. Getting pitbulls, jail, loud trucks, smoking, polluting etc. These people do not at ALL care about their health. Alcohol plays a HUGE part of their life. They make big deals out of the simplest things, and LOVE getting off on it. hence the name shit-fucker. They in essence fuck shit by doing that.
(Not literally I hope).
People who are getting sick of these people or make them sick, have shitfuckeritus a very troublesome illness.
(Not literally I hope).
People who are getting sick of these people or make them sick, have shitfuckeritus a very troublesome illness.
Brian- "Shit man, gota get me some fish, but no bait!"
Ted- "Aah shit, just use your cigg butt."
Sam- "yuckk this town is full of shitfuckers!"
Olivia- "IKR, I think I have shitfuckeritus"
Ted- "Aah shit, just use your cigg butt."
Sam- "yuckk this town is full of shitfuckers!"
Olivia- "IKR, I think I have shitfuckeritus"
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