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The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.
Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.
by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019
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shitbased

To be heavily intoxicated as a result of freebasing, or smoking crack.
Man, I was up all last night smoking crack. I got totally shitbased.
by r the p June 19, 2008
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Shithorse

The act of having an extremely large dick and putting somebody in a position similar to doggy style except bending completely over them with your hands on the ground and inserting the penis into the asshole.
I shithorsed this girl so hard on the weekend!
by Theshithorser April 18, 2018
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Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.
by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008
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Shitarded

damn did u see that whore lizette at the party? She can't handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so shitarded!
by Sexy Beyotch December 27, 2004
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Shiterette

That special cigarette that seems to come in every pack which induces the need to shit.
You will know you've had a shiterette, when you step out to smoke and any possible bathroom signals your body has previously sent to your brain, unnoticed, suddenly hit you full force after your first drag or two. A shiterette is usually impossible to enjoy because - although you refuse to do the sensible thing by extinguishing your smoke, going to the bathroom and returning to smoke afterward - the whole time you are smoking, you can't enjoy it because all you can think about is how badly you have to take a shit.
Rent Fan - "Oh my god, Sister Christian, why are you standing all stiff and uncomfortable? Enjoy your smoke break, already. It's like a little vacation!"
Sister Christian - "I got a shiterette and all I can think about is my damn gas pains, fool."
Rent fan - "Oh my god! Don't even get me started on butt problems!"
by JoshuaJordan October 17, 2008
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Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.
Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.
by Dean S. November 26, 2004
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