shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

Shitastic

Something or someone so amazing, horrifying, or fantasical that is makes one have the feeling of or actually shitting

Driving on the parkway today was shitastic!
Dude, that trick was shitastical!
A:Oh My God I think I shit my pants!
B:Why?
A:I met Robert Pattinson!
B:He's so shitastic!

by hellsrogueangel February 23, 2010

shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.

I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.

by chewbeca August 8, 2009

Shittastic

Shitty in a fantastic way.

A Guy: That's shittastic!

by Mr.McNuggets July 1, 2018

Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.

I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.

by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008

shitcasso

A painter typically between the ages or 2 to 3 years old, who paints the walls or crib in their room with shit.

I cant believe this little shitcasso has left me another work of art tonight.

by Casually Cool July 8, 2017

shitastic

something so fantastic that you want to add profanity to get your point across

We just won the game, that's shitastic!

by Peter Rugh September 3, 2003