Shisland

A shit so big that it sticks out of the water like an island

I took a massive shisland after eating that huge burrito

by Darkening m’coon December 14, 2025

The Shetland Pony

Sex act where the man ties a woman to a pony ride. As she crawls around the circle on her hands and knees, the man slaps her in the face and the ass with his dick. When ready, he blows his load on an apple and feeds it to her.

Bill: Meredith, do you like ponies?
Meredith: I love them!
Bill: Would you like to ride The Shetland Pony?

by Daddy Pumpkin December 16, 2015

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025