Shituation

A situation that sucks. You can't do anything about it...it's just a shitty situation

-I'm sorry we can't hang this weekend
-I know, it really is a shituation!

by Moose@Duck December 10, 2009

shitkitty

An anus frequently used for sex instead of, or in the absence of, a vagina.

I'm on the rag this week so I'm letting my boyfriend tap my shitkitty.

by Belunan December 10, 2009

shitkabbible

An exclaimation of dismay related to other various shit- prefixed words. British origins.

Shitkabbibles lad! We done broke the cat!

by Stykz November 24, 2006

shitcatmudd

burning the houses of young pilgrims.

I shitcatmudded the fuckers house!

by Arabic Abe July 5, 2009

Shitmatized

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

by drea867 January 1, 2011

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

Shituation

A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.

"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.

by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013