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fuck damn shit

When anything and everything it at its worst; hopelessness. Also can be reaction to a positive COVID test.
Fuck damn shit, we are most certainly going to die.
by sawtelle81 July 12, 2022
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its a damn shit

it is indeed a damn shiteverything becomes fuckery

created by Kera, Hannah and Amy
“yoh dawg i got 11/78 for my maths test”

“its a damn shit bro”
by a damn shit June 22, 2022
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when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.
1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.
by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021
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Shitdamn

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.
"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"
by TFE August 4, 2007
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ShitDammit

An expression used to describe the feeling of oneself's failures.
Guy 1: Dude, you suck at this game.
Guy 2: ShitDammit!
by PS2man16 February 4, 2013
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