Shimmey

A young woman who likes beating up young people; a strong sexy lady who got arms of steel and a shovel to carry around she the sexiest women you ever seen and the strongest too. shimmey is also found in gangs; sometimes shimmey is the leader. Hot, beautful, cool, awesome, pretty and got meat

Wow i can't be like Shimmey im to ugly

by SarahHmmssssshah October 12, 2012

shimmer

the act of listening to the song "Shimmer" by Fuel while excreting or "taking a dump." This usually occurs while on the toilet, but occasionally can happen in other places, as well.

I feel so relaxed right now. I just shimmered.

by mah nigga larry May 7, 2012

shipmentfucked

When a shipment gets lost in the mail whether it's the fault of the us post office, fedex, UPS or any other form of shipment services.

The package was lost because it was shipmentfucked, i hope they find the package soon.
The envelope with all the information was shipmentfucked because it got lost in a mexican cartel's crossfire during a shooting in one of the baddest places in the land, Warez, MEHHHH HEEEE COOO!

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

shitment

Being treated like shit

What shitment did he get from the boss?

by Oppressed, Surpressed, Depress April 19, 2011

Shimmeh Kongo

Referring to a man having oral sex with a monkey.

HOLY SHIT that guy is having A SHIMMEH KONGO!!!

by Billy f. January 14, 2008

shimmeringly

Incandescently shiny

Man's existence irreversibly altered perceived by eye, irrevocably called to salvation passing the altar by the holy cities shimmeringly glisten as angels hasten in conceiving spirituality listening believing fasten.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 21, 2015