Shwaffle

Shwaffle is a word of Dutch origin that is used as an alternative to the phrase Tea-Bagging. It refers to the act of placing ones balls onto an unsuspecting persons head.

"Haha Rob, I Shwaffled you good!"

by Clive Meanderson February 5, 2010

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

Sheffield Wednesday

Pride of yorkshire and always will be, whatever leeds televison and look leeds say. Enermies of the scum (sheff u), dingles (barnsley), cheaterfield and toytown (rovrum), forever envious of us from S6

"we'll never be mastered by those scum B*****DS, we'll keep the blue flag flying high

by blueunwhitetillidie December 13, 2004

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

Smeaff

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

by dan vegas March 11, 2004

Sheffers

something amazing and indescribably outstanding-something that needs to be seen.

"Hey, did you see 5 Seconds Of Summer in concert?"
"Yeah, it was absolutely sheffers"

by Kirstttthanssss June 21, 2016

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008