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shasta mountain blowjob

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!
" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!
by jazzzperzzblu February 16, 2010
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rasta shasta monasta fritasta

when one hits that point where they're fried out of their mind stoned, sometimes this can be good or very bad, such as when a person of your little green party becomes a heatbag. 2 examples will show the difference
Good!: "Dude, is it raining?" Gnome A
"No bro, but there goes a goat" Gnome B

Bad: The noob was so rasta shasta monasta fritasta'd after one joint that he began to hurl and was never invited to smoke again.
by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007
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shasta wagon

A vehicle that has accesories such as rims, paint job, tires, stereo, etc. that are worth more than the car they are on.
That pinto with the spinner rims is such a shasta wagon!
by pixidusthoney June 2, 2010
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Shasta Piss

When you wake up in the morning and you take a piss and its so much that it can almost fill a shasta soda bottle.
Wooooo I woke up this morning, ran to the bathroom and had to take a Shasta piss. I was standing there for almost 2 minutes striaght!
by Married2Success July 6, 2010
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shasta

literally the devil. shes a terrible doggo that literally harrasses everyone and pretends to protect her family but secretly bites laurels toes thru her socks until theyre bleeding intensly. she also likes to have consensual sex with andrew.
Laurel: Omg shasta is humping andrew again and he likes it!

Laure's Dad: Awww shit here we go again.
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019
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Shasta

Shasta is the quintessential East African girl to know, and all who know her are lucky to be in her presence. me means "Precious Water" in one of the East
African languages, and much like precious water itself, Shasta is one to be cherished and treated with love and care.
person 1: Who's that girl over there?
person 2: That's Shasta.
person 1: Wow, she must be an angel.
by azumarill39 August 5, 2019
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Shasta

Description of a bomb chill ass day. Hella weed, hella water, and hella munchies
My day was very shasta
by Jahurd November 24, 2020
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