To walk up behind someone and pull their pants down by surprise, usually exposing their underwear or genitalia.
Guy 1- "yo man, did you hear what happened to Grace?"
Guy 2- "nah, what?
Guy 1- "Cara shanked her! Now everybody knows she wears red underwear!"
Guy 2- "nah, what?
Guy 1- "Cara shanked her! Now everybody knows she wears red underwear!"
by Al-Tazey December 7, 2010
Get the Shankmug. by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017
Get the Shankmug. A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
by Jacob & Emily February 6, 2008
Get the Shankmug. To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010
Get the Shankmug. verb. typically thought of as a way to hurt someone in prison with a handmade knife. However, it has a 2nd meaning. Shank can also mean to draw a penis. The drawing can be as elaborate or as simple as one would like it to be. But the idea is that the penis drawing is a surprise, unbeknownst to the receiver.
by PITT KNOWS SHIT November 15, 2011
Get the Shankmug. by The Master Gregger March 30, 2009
Get the Shankmug.