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Shank

"Shh - ayne - k"

- adjective

1. Bieng a person of impulsive ambition without regard to fear or consequence.

2. Bieng a person with extordany abilty in verbally coercing the opposite sex into mutual copulation.
Exmpl. 1: " Bub, did you see that? Josh just KTFO'd that supervisor. He is so damn SHANK. "

Exmpl. 2: " I was really attempting to wait until I got married before having sex, but Josh is just so SHANK I couldnt resist. "
by Hauhsoj Wahs February 3, 2010
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"he just got Shanked with that knife" .... "yo, the homie just got shanked"
by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017
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by ilika balls February 1, 2009
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A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
Hey shank! You're such a tease.
by Jacob & Emily February 6, 2008
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To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.

Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)

It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"

Guy 2: "What did you do?"

Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010
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verb. typically thought of as a way to hurt someone in prison with a handmade knife. However, it has a 2nd meaning. Shank can also mean to draw a penis. The drawing can be as elaborate or as simple as one would like it to be. But the idea is that the penis drawing is a surprise, unbeknownst to the receiver.
" damn, my notebook got shanked..."

or

"I just shanked your shit"
by PITT KNOWS SHIT November 15, 2011
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This can be an action in a sport, preferably soccer, when you totally screw up a kick or pass.
I took a shot and ended up shanking the ball miserably.
by The Master Gregger March 30, 2009
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