The biggest fear of a programmers
I can't handle all the spandolage we need to develop.
by pessimistic_developer April 15, 2020
Get the Spandolage mug.After the act of having sex on the beach the man will ejaculate all the semen and leftover sand from the beach sex onto his partners face...all the while screaming, Banzai!!!
by new2u November 12, 2010
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by Soup Train To Nowhere May 3, 2009
Get the Arabian Sandslasher mug.A sexual position where a woman, dressed as a geisha; or a man dressed as a sumo wrestler fills their ass with fine grain sand and water with an enema bottle and then fart blasts it out all over the other persons face while yelling "BONSAI!".
I wanted a Tokyo Sandblaster at the whore house, but they said it would cost an extra $100 just to truck in the white sand they use from the Caribbean.
by JohnnyParanoid November 11, 2010
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Scott: "Dude I cant believe you pulled off a Tokyo Sandblaster."
Alex: "It was tight."
Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"
Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"
Alex: "It was tight."
Renee: "Ryan, please dip your dick in the sand and fuck me."
Ryan: "Ok cwat. take my tokyo sand blaster!"
Blake: "Her eyes were looking Japenese after I Tokyo Sanblasted her"
by SmacmastR November 12, 2010
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Can you believe that guy responsible for censoring allowed Conan O'Brien to talk about the Tokyo Sandblaster on TV tonight?
by holyshiite November 11, 2010
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1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
1) First, you must be having sex with your partner on the beach.
2) Second, You must blow your load on (his/her) face
3) finally, Grab a handful of sand it throw it in your partner's face so that it sticks
by Numbahhh 1 November 12, 2010
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