shake hands with the sheriff

Slang word for masturbation

When I'm home alone, I like to shake hands with the sheriff

by Mike P. June 3, 2004

Shake hands man

A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.

Shake hands man is a very funny person.

by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018