hater shades

Glasses worn at any time, including at night or in a club, to show that you always need to block out the haters with your (fashionable) (sun) glasses.

Everybody in the club is staring me down, but its alright I got my hater shades on.

by toastboy55 July 31, 2006

50 shades of Grey

A book written by some author who clearly hasn't gotten any in a while. In the book, a naïve little bitch named Anastasia Steele, likes to have sex with Christian Grey, who likes to have lots of kinky, hot, dirty sex, and even though she doesn't really like it all that much, she decides to stay with him for a while. They have sex in the tub and in the bedroom and pretty much everywhere, the book is basically about two people having nasty, naughty sex. The sex scenes are boring however, because Ana talks like a little innocent Mary Sue virgin, who acts reluctant instead of moaning like a good girl and an obedient little whore. I don't know, one of my friends showed me some scenes in the book, and they were pretty boring.

Here's a typical sex scene from 50 shades of Grey:

Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do

Chris: Okay bitch, come here.

Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.

The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.

Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.

Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.

The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.

by Trajayjay June 25, 2013

shadup

Meaning to Shut up... Another way of saying shutup.
Sometimes meant as a joke-ingly way of saying shut up but not rude.

Hey did you find it yet?
Shadup...
Right lol...

by Jon-A-Than-Au December 7, 2006

Shadasha

A very beautiful girl who is very smart. She is probably the coolest person you will ever meet and has a smile that will light up your world. I hope she reads this because she is amazing and I love her. 😍

Have you met Shadasha?

No.

Then you havent lived.

by Sexyandiknowitt February 8, 2014

Shadism

To judge or be against a person because of their skin tone rather than their race.

Damian suffered a lot of Shadism from family members throughout his life because of his dark complexion. He was often thought to be less intelligent and less beautiful than his brother Carl.

by Havana192 January 18, 2009

Shadyside

An upscale, trendy East End Pittsburgh neighborhood. Its close proximity to downtown and area universities make it a prime place to live for young professionals, law/med students and well-monied families. Shadyside features hip shops, restaurants and bars along Walnut Street and Ellsworth Avenue. Renovated row houses and large Victorians are common residences in Shadyside.

An afternoon in Shadyside might include shopping for new Jimmy Choos, checking out the Apple store, browsing a vintage boutique and grabbing some sushi.

by Natasha P. July 31, 2008

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010