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Bailey Seymour

A dumbass with a jew fro and he dates nasty girls.
wooooow, look a Bailey Seymour over there what a jew.
by Bigdickidubz February 9, 2017
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Shannon Seymour

Shannon Seymour is a name to describe a dick and a player
by shaeshaen January 1, 2012
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A Seymour

A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.
1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'
by Mr Bahaha August 31, 2014
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amy seymour

Amy Seymour is a badass chick who aint afraid to tell it llike it is. shes a sassy gal who, if u push the wrong buttons, can destroy your will to live, she is loving and caring to her friends and family, but if u do anything to hurt her or her bffs, she will make sure u know that she doesnt like you, THE HARD WAY. Amy is always nice at first but dont mess with Amy Seymour!! P.S She is also best friends with Jasmine Green:)
by Harley.G April 21, 2018
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Hannah Seymour

the biggest hoe you’ll ever meet. homie hopping slut
by fuckmegobonas11 October 16, 2021
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lilly seymour

Lilly seymour is a girl who has man hands man shoulders man legs and is basically a man so lilly seymour is a man
Emmah:I’m hanging out with Lilly seymour
Person: isn’t that the man hands girl
by Emmah33217 February 27, 2022
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Seymoured

English slang term applied to anyone who makes a name for himself denouncing others for being racist or sexist and then, hilariously, ends up getting denounced for the very same things- with the added suspicion that he may be kind of a perv. Used to be called getting 'hoisted by ones own petard' or 'poetic justice'.
Man, that self-righteous twat really got seymoured!
by Dr. Carlo Marxo January 31, 2014
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