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Seismic Squeeze

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To forcefully take a human or an object between yourlegs and squeeze them as hard as you can.
I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.
by NICK AND GARRET July 5, 2007
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Sebism

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The random musings of a youth who is often innocent in their belief that the question is not stupid. It nearly always has no context to the current situation or conversation and appears random. It is often hilarious, distracting or even draining to the target or audience.
Whilst at work or lunch seemingly from nowhere they will ask things like "is an albinos poo white?" and "what would you do if the whole chinese army appeared outside ready to attack right now?" - This is a sebism.
by TheITBoys July 17, 2019
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the cursed reverse card
if you run out of seiscientos sesenta y cinco reverse cards, do NOT use a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card. instead use a seiscientos sesenta y siete reverse card.
you: *uses a seiscientos sesenta y seis reverse card*
you: *summons a demon*
you: oh no
by BenSav March 16, 2021
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Sexism

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Unfair discrimination of both genders, male and female. There are many examples of it, and it attacks both genders.
Examples:
1. Porn, because it makes females look like sex objects/increases males' expectations
2. How gym coaches go easy on females, but treat males like crap no matter how good they do. 5 pushups is good for a female, but 25 is bad for a male
3. How females can get a boyfriend with no effort on their part, but it's very hard for males
4. How skinny males are seen as weak nerds, but skinny females are seen as hot

Summing this up, a male's life is harder
I hate my gym coach, he's the epitome of sexism. Girls only have to do 5 pushups, but we have to do 50 and still get yelled at.
by Unlucky_Male August 8, 2012
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seismoflowage

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When a woman is fucked in the ass and the semen then slowly drips out over the course of the next few days.
Dude, I cream-pied in Ashley's ass and now she's got serious seismoflowage all down her leg.
by Jacob K April 11, 2007
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Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.
by lockenload23 August 1, 2016
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reverse sexism

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There is no such this as 'reverse sexism' towards men; it's just called sexism, plain and simple. Women can be sexist to men too, whether you like it or not, so just learn to accept it.
Moron: When a woman is sexist to a man, it's called reverse sexism.

Person with common sense: Nope, it's just called sexism.
by psycarrot November 21, 2020
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