Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004

Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

Severious

When something is both serious and severe, and when neither word is strong enough.

My hybrid just got mowed down by a tanker truck. The damage is severious

by Hitomichu June 14, 2012

seveninscortion up

Something that is said during a call of duty match. Usally meanig "your fucked", "kill the noobs", "get the fuck out of there".

COD: seveninscortion up!

Nerdy boy: Oh shit, we are being rushed.

by pcboy21 February 15, 2010

Septimius Severus

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020

severiously

seriously severe ...

I was severiously hurt in the auto accident, now I am a quadriplegic.

by Corbinscorner March 31, 2009