September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

September 5th

Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 3, 2022

september 5th

it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!

bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))

by baddiegirllx0620 September 4, 2022

September 5th

National homosexual day

"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

by hshdhdbhdhd September 5, 2022

September 5th

The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.

(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...

by wi4mmm February 24, 2023

September 5th

International Zane Day

It’s September 5th?! That’s International Zane Day!

by Whyyyyyyyyy11 August 21, 2024

5th September

A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO

-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness

by howluckyareus October 17, 2019