seeping farts

uncontrollable farts that manage to seep out, usually silent

"You may clench as hard as you can but they still manage to seep out."
"Goddamn smelly Seeping farts"

by bourkes May 16, 2005

serving face

Posing for a photo, usually with an intense, non-amused look on the face. Similar to the "smize."

Damn, Becky looks good in that Instagram pic. She serving face!

by harley11823 December 16, 2016

moisture-seeking mutton missile

The penis, primed and ready for action.

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.

by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003

Shit seeking

The act of standing over a toilet after you take a shit, to make sure it actually flushes and doesn't clog

"dude last night at my girlfriends house I took the biggest crap. It took forever to flush I was shit seeking for ten minutes.

by Danmit April 9, 2009

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

seeing each other

When two people aren't dating but they are spoken for.

guy and girl meet, live in different states. they aren't dating but they aren't seeing anyone else therefore they are seeing each other.

by Sarah086 December 7, 2006

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017