Scarlet

A beautiful girl who has the attitude and stubbornness of her mother. But if someone she loves is in danger, pain, or worrying about her she will do anything to make sure there okay. She promises like her dad but, never breaks them. She is like her dad by having his strength and his dreamy brown eyes. Dont piss her off her and her mother will kick your ass!!!

Scarlet is pretty

by Ms. Yvon May 14, 2015

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Sharley

A beautiful, funny, amazing, perfect girl with long beautiful hair and bright green eyes and a smile that lights up the room. Her smile makes the sun shine and the stars glimmer and her voice makes the birds chirp and the angels sing. Her laugh is the cutest thing in the entire world. And her personality is flawless just like her. She's extremely beautiful and charming and she makes you blush and puts you in a good mood. You fall for her at first sight because of her astounding beauty and personality. She is the definition of perfection and she is what makes my world turn.

Sharley loves Eric? Eric must be the luckiest man on earth.

by Pimpdaddyfresh April 22, 2013

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

Starlee

Starlee's are an extremely rare species of homosapien, though it is highly disputed among experts that this stunning and unique being is not even from this world. This beautiful creature often worries more than they ought to but despite the fact is often optimistic, trusting that the Universe will see them through. Equipped with a dazzling grin often accompanied by smiling eyes, this being works hard and has admirable ethics and character. Very creative and spectacular in the artistic fields. Loyal to a fault, this creature is loved on some scale by every person they meet, as it is impossible to put "hate" and "Starlee" in the same sentence. Starlee's are capable of great things, they need only trust in themselves and listen to the whispers of their compassionate & loving hearts.

Person #1 : "In today's day and age it's so hard to find a respectable role model."

Person # 2 : "Really? What about a Starlee?"

Person # 1 : "That's right! They are so rare I had almost forgotten!"

by Ruka-Sempai June 30, 2010

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010