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scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.
(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.
by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007
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spumble

The phenomenon whereby a person's mouth fails to articulate a string of words, to the point where all meaning is lost. The utterance of gibberish whilst perfectly sober. This is a stress induced condition where brain and mouth disengage during an attempt to make a witty comment.
It was the day my grunmadoma errrblummm.
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?
by Greg Freedom November 25, 2009
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Stumble Rape

V. when someone rapes your stumble upon while your not on, so when you come back you have 50 stumbles sent to yourself
I saw the black guy meme and decided to stumble rape abby while playing her in stumble TAG.
by NADG January 25, 2011
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Stumble of Drunks

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
by DesertLord June 23, 2012
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Scumler

To ingest copious amounts of something
Donald Smith is a cum Scumler
by NeoShinoda January 17, 2017
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scumberto

A man or boy (typically a boy age 14-18) that Has severe anger and bipolar issues and often does cocaine and punch truck mirrors off and mud on a clapt out Honda While he drinks a white claw
Hey have you talked to robert ?

Oh you mean scumberto?
by Gappy meal January 24, 2020
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Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is
Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble
by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020
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