1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

Scrundage

Scrundage
- verb
1. to scrub one's under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning

Guys preparing for a date will:
"Shit, Shower and Shave" better described as "Shit, Scrundage and Shave"

In a sentence:
"After that big plate of hot-wings I'll be needing a good scrundage later on."

"Oh man, I sharted... better scrundage."

by Edna Lanna January 13, 2010

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.

Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.

by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010

serendipitous

The faculty of making fortunate discoveries by accident.

Modified meaning: of or pertaining to being "cool" or "sweet"

"Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous."

by teah4 April 23, 2008

Screwdaddy

A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.

Friend: Sorry I ate your chicken kievs.

Beth: You're such a screwdaddy.

by BtotheGtotheG January 2, 2018

Serendipity

a fortunate accident.

I got lost and found a bag of money ,what a serendipity.

by TalkShowsOf1984 September 27, 2005