Scomo

Australia’s current prime minister, probably going to be replaced next week

Person 1: who is currently the Prime minister of Australia

Person 2: scomo

Person 1: we will have a new pm next week

by Qantas747400 November 16, 2018

Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

by Clagbo August 22, 2006

ScoMo

A baby boomer who tries to be hip and with it by getting diggity-down with the cool kid's lingo, cause he thinks he ain't no square. Still thinks nifty is an appropriate term. Only speaks in three-word slogans. Someone who wants to be hashtag-able, but T-Rex types. Is actually wickedly out-of-touch and cringe-worthy. A total n00b.

"Did you see that boomer on TV talking about Pokemon Go and Snapchatting?"

"Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."

by eyeSharingan June 1, 2018

Scoombage

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.

Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..

by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

Scomo

A leader of a political party that covers up rape that occurred inside Australian Parliament House, in order to win a federal election.

Scomo and his political party covered up a rape in the weeks leading up to his election.

by xPr0xi February 17, 2021

Scomo

1. (adjective. An absolute piece of shit human being. Doesn't do anything to improve situations and when a bad one is going on, it will either sit back, relax and go on a holiday in a foreign country or be the on who created the bad situation in the first place.

Takes its name from the 30th Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison or 'Scomo', for his inept and carefree attitude towards the nation's 2019-20 National Bushfire Crisis. Or in other words, not doing jack shit while the whole country was ablaze.

Person 1: fucks everything up
Person 2: fixes the problem
Person 1: I did it! I fixed the problem!
Person 2: You're such a Scomo.

by thecrazycatten January 7, 2020

Scomo

Scomo is an inflammation of the coiled tube at the back of the testicle that stores and carries sperm

Auugghh fuck my balls hurt. I think I’ve got scomo.

by Rex Mundy May 21, 2019