Schonenamen

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.

Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.

by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010

scooner

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

by Klautt August 8, 2005

Scone Phone

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.

dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!

by Brittannica June 11, 2006

Deek ur scone

To see one's face at a later date.

'Awrite gudgie coff, u know yersel. Deek ur scone, min'

by laura456456 October 17, 2008

Sconed

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.

BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed

by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

scaloneta

The nightmare of brasil kkkk

head couch scaloni

I will fuck all the scaloneta

by matinashe November 22, 2021