rocket scientologist

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

by Chad December 3, 2003

Computer Science

Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:

A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!

Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"

by Koffeeaddict4eva July 31, 2012

AP Computer Science Principles

A completely useless class that was created basically so that the College Board can earn an extra buck. The class has not been accepted by any popular colleges or universities currently, as the class is completely based off of logic puzzles and nothing useful. AP Computer Science Principles does not have any learning base within it, since literally all of the practice questions can be answered by someone with no coding experience whatsoever. Basically, if you want a completely unenriching, free, and pointless hour tacked on to your schedule, then sign up for this class.

John- "Only half the kids killed themselves in AP Computer Science Principles today!"
Billy- "What!?! Only half!?!"

by crusty carl May 29, 2016

Oompa Loompas of Science

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

by pimple123 October 17, 2010

Science Park Highschool

Dogshit “Number 1” school in newark full of black people and a shitty staff

Oh look that fuck nigga goes to science park highschool jump his ass

by BruceSuckEmOff October 28, 2021

Speed of Science

The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.

No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.

by SonnyElse October 20, 2022

scientific name for pine tree

pinus

"Ayo search "the scientific name for pine tree" real quick"
"Why"
"Just do it"
"Ok"
"pinus"

by spider holland March 5, 2021