scutter

Slut; shag bag

by cracky March 1, 2003

Scutter

A tiny speck of shit that gets lodged in the dickhole of a man performing gay anal sex.

I could tell that I had been in a drunken gay orgy last night, because I woke up with several pieces of scutter in my teeth. Damn you ATM!

by johnny5 is alive June 6, 2010

shutterbag

Someone who takes a normal amount of photos that come out fantastic.

That kid is a shutterbag!

by shea mitchell February 2, 2007

Shutter shades

Usually plastic glasses with horizontal pieces of plastic going across. in place of actual lenses, which totally defeats the purpose of the glasses. They were originally made popular in the 80's, which is contrary to popular belief because of a dipfuck named Kanye West. Now everybody thinks the glasses are his, but in reality, he's an unoriginal fuck.

Megafuck: I lyk dez kany e wess shutter shadesglasses dey koo.

by optimus primate. December 4, 2011

Schuster

1. to falsify one's location.
2. to act in a dickish manner when confronted about one's location.
3. to hoodwink another individual(s)

1. I thought you were in Wilmington...nah, man; I had to Schuster them.
2. Yeah, I asked him where he was and he went full on Schuster on me.
3.Those guys wouldn't pay me, so I had to Schuster them.

by call them how i see them May 12, 2011

"Slow-down your shutter, your overlaoding me" ("Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li tov" in Hebrew)

Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.

You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".

by Moti Krispil August 26, 2005

dirty schuetter

when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.

Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!

by Kalison November 7, 2007