schweef

The extremely long hairs used in a combover

Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

by president schweef November 24, 2020

schweef

a shart explled through the vagina; thus the combination of a shart and queef

Mexican food gives Debbie the schweefs.

by Me-Bitch December 9, 2008

Schlee Weezy

A word the embodies anything you want it to mean. Whether it be a Person, an emotional outburst or an object.


Schlee Weezy was invented by: Chad Pearce ................ IM DUH MANG!!!!!!

Yee...

"Mang, I got an A on that test...Schlee Weezy!!!"

"Look at that nga over there. Lookin' like a Schlee Weezy..."

"Make me a sammich... and put that yellow Schlee Weezy on that bish..."

by Chad Pearce - LAITU December 9, 2008

Schleep

A word describing an emotion or a feeling. It can be used in a variety of situations, and it’s meaning is often depended on context.

You have me so schleep! (That’s super funny!)
Dude do not schleep me (bro I don’t appreciate what you’re saying, it doesn’t make me laugh)

by Cod-addy November 27, 2019