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sketch williams

Insecurity . Having paranoid thoughts. Or even being cautious.

Man I don’t know bro. That sounds sketch Williams.
I was feeling so sketch Williams as soon as the car we were in flipped in the snow ! He was going 65 mph And my door side impacted the ground first.
by Auto May 5, 2019
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Reverse Etch-a-sketch

The act of sneaking up behind a woman, reaching around to her breasts, and twidling her nipples between your fingers like the knobs of an etch-a-sketch.
"When she least expected it, Tim snuck up to Claudia and began playing reverse etch-a-sketch with her."
by beaux jaune March 5, 2010
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Scotch Pancake

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.
Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
by Hossmann July 8, 2011
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Pork Scotch Keys

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.
Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.
by benny twadge May 24, 2009
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Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend'

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.
Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.
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sketch

a term used to describe a situation, a person, a store, a restuarant, an item, basically any noun, that is of dubious character
That restaurant looks a little sketch; did you see all the bugs in there?!
by no one September 9, 2001
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Pork Scotch music

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.
Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009
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