catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.

used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it

by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021

Catapult Nightmare

A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.

In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.

As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021

Shatapault

Shatapault: after your morning coffee when you rush to the throne,push really hard and a hard "cork" like poo nugget flies out at high velocity

Was just about to leave for work when shatapault mode kicked in

by Batesy138 October 3, 2021

Catapultachairphobia

The fear of being hit with a flying chair

Don’t throw chairs Tomoki has catapultachairphobia

by FuckReformTorta February 3, 2025

catapultifying

To launch something or someone forward rapidly and powerfully, especially toward success or change.

This opportunity is catapultifying me into a whole new level.

by Kaku Xapnax Sb April 21, 2025

financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults

dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!

by UM North Quad July 26, 2012

Ugandan catapult

A Ugandan catapult a sexual act between two people. Where one person defecates in their hand (usually after taking laxatives) then throws their poop trying to get it in the other person’s mouth.

Me and Susie tried Ugandan catapulting after our date

Ugandan catapulting is W faps

by Sharkzam August 21, 2025