Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

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Scandinavian bullwhip

The act of shitting in a sock and beating someone with it. Commonly used as a form of sexual pleasure.

Yo! Make a Scandinavian bullwhip and hit me with it!

by They Call Me Tater. June 26, 2010

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Scandinavian Wind Tunnel

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.

Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*

by chicklick September 11, 2014

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Scandinavian Fish Market

You're doin your girl doggie style and you fillet a fish on her back. Enjoy

"Aw Dad this fish tastes superb"
"I got it from the Scandinavian Fish Market"

by th3 g0ggl3r July 26, 2009

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scandinavian

People in northern Europe, stereotyped as being tall and feminine. The women are blonde and skinny. The men are tall and androgynous, and sometimes get mistaken for the women.

Scandinavian people are hot.

by randy blakewood July 9, 2011

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Scandinavian nose peg

When One Traps Another's Nose Between their ass cheeks (farting is an optional extra but then becomes Dirty Scandinavian Nose peg)
For Short it is a SNP or DSNP.

Guy 1: Awww dude he just got a Scandinavian nose peg!

Guy 2: Woah, my ass is still stinging from the last nose i got!
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Guy 1: ZOMFG she just got a Dirty Scandinavian Nosepeg!!

Guy 2: Omg i dont think she can get her nose out!!

by RandomBlokey =P July 29, 2009

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