AWWWW!!! Why didn't we listen to Melissa when she told us the zombie apocalypse would start in Cambridge, now we are getting eatin alive!
by thetrue March 3, 2011
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March is a town in Cambridgeshire full of takeaways and polish shops. Recently there has been an uproar in vape stores. Home to chavs, drug dealers and snakes, it's the place to be if you're a low life and don't have any ambitions.
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"Oh my god, she goes Cambridge Central School? Where is that?"
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by RP4E October 1, 2012
Get the Cambridge, New York mug.Cambridge is a place close to the Waikato river full of rich white people who ride horses and row. Cambridge was built on racism and today still lives up to the name of being the most white snobbest place in new Zealand. Cambridge people enjoy biking as a family, shopping, talking about how Cambridge is growing, gardening and talking with other white mums about how "sarahs daughter was hanging out with a darky today!" God bless Cambridge.
A group of stranger are silently waiting inliNE and an old Cambridge woman hasn't talk about Cambridge newZealand to strangers in the last 30 minutes.
Old lady pam: "hello I'm pam and I live in 'Cambridge',it's such a beautiful place and I hope you and your family visit one day.
Stranger: k.
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Stranger: k.
by Skrrt skrt March 29, 2017
Get the cambridge newzealand mug.The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.
They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.
Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.
Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.
Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.
Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.
Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.
Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"
"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."
"The University of Cambridge has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"
"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."
"The University of Cambridge has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
by TheMasterLOLUMAD? October 18, 2013
Get the University of Cambridge mug.City outside of Boston, MA. Great town for liberals and socialists, where people voted for Obama by 88% in 2008. A lot to do, not like the suburbs where you have to travel into a place like Cambridge to do something.
High School student from suburbs: Shut up, you think you're so cool from the college town, Cambridge
Cambridge high school student: Funny, you wanna describe what you did last weekend? anything interesting to do in the suburbs?
Suburban student: played on my xbox 360, got a gamerscore of 50,000.
Cambridge student: exactly
Cambridge high school student: Funny, you wanna describe what you did last weekend? anything interesting to do in the suburbs?
Suburban student: played on my xbox 360, got a gamerscore of 50,000.
Cambridge student: exactly
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