1. A seemingly souless pshychotic and dilusionary individual(s) whom artfully premeditates and creates elaborate lies, frauds and schemes at the expense of others lives or well being and has no feelings of remorse. The lack of remorse contributes to said behavior because the deceptor(s) begin to believe their own lies and deception. 2. To wear a false face and live a faux wealthy lifestyle. 3. A dangerous mental illness which causes dilusionary ego-menial behaviors in a person; they tend to surround themselves with other people that have the same disease. People with this conditon tend to gather in groups of two so that they may corroborate lies before a premeditated scheme is carried out just in case they are questioned or get caught in such heist. This mental illness causes individuals to continue to lie and decieve even if there is undeniable cooberating evidence that proves the lie or deception.
I suspect the Jones' across the street have salahiphrenia because they go to church every Sunday and say they say they make a living from selling chrisian books and literature internationally. The daily news just leaked that they were just arrested for running a large human slave trading operation.
by NatalieWoodland October 25, 2010
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guy2: that girl, damm that's Shylah aka The queen aka The breath taker
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guy1: oof ill never have a chance with that
guy2: no, no you wont
by fr0ijmf0ejfkiefjiiiiieejjjjjjj May 29, 2018
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Salahyano is also known for his massive love for 'teena', dirt in english, so whenever you see him upset about something just grab a handful of 'teena' and hand it to him, this will surely put him out of his sorrow and leave him happy till the end of the day :)
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Salahyano is also known for his massive love for 'teena', dirt in english, so whenever you see him upset about something just grab a handful of 'teena' and hand it to him, this will surely put him out of his sorrow and leave him happy till the end of the day :)
by el moz November 7, 2019
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by Sayyah February 15, 2021
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