1. Making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. The key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.
I was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. I had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.
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An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.
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but, for those uneducated non-musicians... it's a word that simply defines the instrument in such a more apt way. simply because it is what makes jazz so flippin' hot! the name that should replace the term to describe the common jazz saxophone.
if you have never heard the captivating sounds of a sexyphone solo - do yourself a favour
but, for those uneducated non-musicians... it's a word that simply defines the instrument in such a more apt way. simply because it is what makes jazz so flippin' hot! the name that should replace the term to describe the common jazz saxophone.
if you have never heard the captivating sounds of a sexyphone solo - do yourself a favour
(whilst sitting at a dingy jazz club late in the evening, with nothing to do but appreciate the smooth sounds of the tingling keys, bit o bass, and some brush that flow into your ears and forces you to tap your foot whether you want to or not, eyes almost shut... and you think that things couldn't get better... you are sweetly stirred from your musical slumber by finding yourself now tapping all three of your other limbs and even your head to acknowledge the most beautiful saxophone solo that has ever graced your ears.
you're friend next to you exclaims: 'AAAAAAaaaaaaaah! did you here that!!!' - 'yah dude! so sexy man, so sexy!'.
'hey! it should be called the 'sexyphone' from now on'
'yes.'
later in the evening - oh my word how sick was that saxophone man! 'yah bro, sexyphone'
you're friend next to you exclaims: 'AAAAAAaaaaaaaah! did you here that!!!' - 'yah dude! so sexy man, so sexy!'.
'hey! it should be called the 'sexyphone' from now on'
'yes.'
later in the evening - oh my word how sick was that saxophone man! 'yah bro, sexyphone'
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At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella
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Get the Dirty Saxophone mug.The largest instrument in the saxophone family. This instrument is pitched one octave below the bass saxophone, which is in bb. There are also very few subcontrabasses in c, which are only produced by bennidikt Eppelsheim, a german instrument manufacturer.
Guy 1: HOLY COW! THAT SUBCONTRABASS SAXOPHONE IS HUGE!
Fake depressed bitch: Larger than my will to live.
Fake depressed bitch: Larger than my will to live.
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