Tenor sax 

the best instrument in the world of instruments and the holy grail of all marching band instruments.

OMG! That guy plays the tenor sax he is so hot

Tenor sax by bandgeek01 July 31, 2016

alto sax 

an instrument that is part of the best instrument family in the band. By playing a sax it allows the person to have an overblown ego. However they must be good at playing their sax, otherwise they should be stoned. Invented by Adolf Sax as an instrument that can play loud as a trumpet and as fast as a flute or clarinet.

man that kid can play a great alto sax solo.

yeah and that kid is just acting like he can play.

we should beat him.

alto sax by Amazing Band-y December 9, 2008

baritone sax 

An improvement of the alto and tenor a deeper more misterios 10/10 instrument even better than the French horn a woodwind brass mixture what could be more awesome not a French horn

That was a awesome baritone sax

baritone sax by Anderson weaver March 15, 2017

Porno Sax 

The saxophone music played during sex scenes in movies.

I love the porno sax in Wild Orchid.

Porno Sax by JorgeJones January 5, 2011

Tenor sax 

The Tenor Saxophone is an all around cool instument. It is a favored Jazz instrument and has a high range of notes playable on it. The girls that play tenor are usually a bit sarcastic and just awesome to be around. The guys that play tenor tend to get a bit cocky but should always know any girl playing tenor will always be better than them.

Boy 1: "Hey did you see that sax player?"
Boy 2: "Yeah I did! I didn't even know that a girl could play a tenor saxophone that well till now."
Tenor Girl: "Yeah well you better believe it!"
Boy 1: "And here I was thinking the saxophone was for men...."

Tenor sax by NerdGirlUnseen August 24, 2016

bearded sax  

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

bearded sax by LCRC August 17, 2008

Epic sax guy 

Epic sax guy is a meme that went viral through out 2010. Epic sax guy made his viral debeut in the Eurovision 2010 his real name was Segey Sepanov he was a part of the musical group called Sunstroke project a few years later theee was ultra sax guy who also played in Eurovision 2017. The meme is usually accompanied with the footage being someone playing a type of horn or saxophone or in a humorous way

Ex)*Walks into room* ,*hears epic sax guy*,*Starts to Bob head at the beat * as he watches his world crumble

Epic sax guy by WUT Mariiiii June 19, 2018