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When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :
"Hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you're telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?" -steve

"Hey man yesterday was Weedlight Saving Time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard." -other steve
by Matt Huff April 17, 2008
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saving grace

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A positive quality (grace) that saves somebody from being perceived as useless or undesirable. Often misused in this way: "my friend bought me a beer for my birthday, he/she is my saving grace"
"Michelle may not be a pretty girl, but those tits are her saving grace."
by Gibby McFender January 14, 2009
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saving the princess

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masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)
gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."
by gerrychaos March 27, 2010
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File saving OCD

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When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.
A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD
by wangjiahua December 11, 2011
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daylight saving time

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Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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cost saving

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Taking some action that will stop an identified cause of cash loss.
We saved loads by microwaving the cat. Not only did we reduce our food shop bill, but we also had a hearty protein rich meal for free!
by Anonymous February 28, 2003
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saving

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1) The act of letting someone get away with more than they should.

2) Treating a hoe better than you should.
1) Girl 1: He lives with her paying no bills, cheats on her, and always likes but she's still with him.

Girl 2: You know she be saving him.

2) Guy 1: You know Jake fucked the girl he met at the club the first night. And then let her meet his mom?

Guy 2: He's always saving these hoes. He needs to get his shit together..
by BLMak September 21, 2013
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