Saturday Morning Horny 

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.

Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!

Saturday Morning Horny by TaAj88 October 31, 2011

Saturday's are for the boys 

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.

Liam's girlfriend- babe can we hang out this Saturday?
Liam- sorry babe, but Saturday's are for the boys.
Liam then shotguns a can of beer and screams add pucksnaps03 on Snapchat.

Saturday's are for the boys by Huck the buck bud May 22, 2017

saturday night live 

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.

14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"

saturday night live by JakeStar December 28, 2005

Saturday night plague 

A post-1980's discotheque.

Jack: Hey Mark, wanna go to the disco?

Mark: Dude, Jack, it's freaking 2007. That place's a Saturday night plague and has been for at least 17 years.

Saturday night plague by Mr. Pie July 23, 2007

Saturday Night Backpack 

The suspicious backpack seen on college campuses everywhere on Saturday night, never filled with books or study materials. Filled with anything from a 30 of beer to handles of liquor.

Dude, are you bringing that thirty of natty ice in your Saturday night backpack later?

Saturday Night Backpack by HansHansHans February 10, 2009

Saturday soup selfie 

A selfie you take with your soup after a night out on Friday, usually when recovering from a hangover.
It can also be used as a #

A- How do you know they’ve got a hangover
B- They sent me a Saturday soup selfie

Saturday soup selfie by Saturday soup selfie November 2, 2019

Saturday morning shit 

A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.

1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.

2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.

Saturday morning shit by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010