John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

sampao

a short mad man who always shout and knows what kinda animation people like. He likes to play a lot but when it comes to love story, even Hitler can't defeat him, that kind seriousness, you feel me? sampao is a ... what the heck you reading here motherfucker?! i'm talking to you reading this shit sampao is just a fucking hoe so get the fuck outta here bitch ass nigga

aww he's such a sampao

by bleubleu 98 December 11, 2018

Sampy

He is amazing, sexy and most of all a bad mother fucker! Sampy is hands down the sexiest man on earth! When you get you a Sampy go ahead and look forward to 10 1/2 inches. Sampy is a amazing boxer! When in a relationship he is the most loyal man! He is not a cheater! When he loves a woman, that woman is his heart. He don’t fall I. Love easy, but when he does the world knows! Sampy loves the gym his child or children more then anything in the world!

Who is that bad ass knocking people out?

That’s Sampy he has hands for days!

by Sampysgirlfriend January 17, 2019

sampreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet

Damn, look at Sampreet, I wish I was him

by helljack November 22, 2021

free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005

sampsonfuck

1. A completely and totally unnecessary expletive with no real meaning.

2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.

Let's get the sampsonfuck outta here!

Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.

by czainsaw May 13, 2006