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SATCHMOES

The politically-correct way of insulting multiple persons implying that the insultee(s) are morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser(s) with personalities to match.
Person 1: "You see that table of people from highschool over there?"
You: "Yea, what a bunch of Satchmoes."
by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004
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SATOMA

My boss is an asshole. He can SATOMA!
by Bob Calhoun August 30, 2005
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satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.
that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.
by wilc0041 August 10, 2008
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satomi

satomi is a very cool, awesome, pretty and amazing person. they are also very fruity...
person 1: "who's that fruity person again?" person 2: ohh that's satomi!
by luvsatomichan September 5, 2021
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Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.
Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!
by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010
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The Sitcom.

Only the beefest show to some day be on Channel Four. With classic moments. That you will cherish. Forever.

Mostly people screaming and falling off bikes.
"Oh fuck, I thought it was a hill"

(classic Sitcom line)
by Emo Jo April 18, 2005
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Oh My Eighties Sitcom

-Also called OMES.

"Oh my eighties sitcom!" is a term meaning "oh my god!"

However, OMES is usually said when something mind-numbingly sweet or heroic happens, derived from eighties' sitcoms which almost always had a happy ending, or good ultimately triumphs over evil.

Can also be used to express sarcasm.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a good example of OMES, where Picard almost always finds a way to ultimately defeat the bad guy... but that's another story altogether.
Trixie: It was so sweet... Rob asked Ellie out after having a crush on her for three whole weeks!
Delaney: Oh My Eighties Sitcom!

Sammy: And then, at the last minute, Mary Sue managed to save the day!
Lizzie: OMES...
by Lil Miss Magic July 1, 2009
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