Satan. aka- Lucifer or Lucy for short. Yep, you heard me. Satan is a woman. I mean, come on. Who could create that much pain and suffering other than a woman? Did you honestly think a man would be ruling hell?
Satan is me. I am Satan. Get the picture?
by Stephanie C. November 21, 2006
Satan is the real God of Earth. The fake God everyone believes in is a hypocrite and liar about such faith! There is no such thing as Allah or those other stupid gimicks!
Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition!
Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition!
"If your gay your going to hell but you can still ask for forgiveness even though God made you gay to start with..."
"Thats why Satan loves everyone"
"Thats why Satan loves everyone"
by Gabriel Burstyn May 12, 2008
The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.
Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created?
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...
by Jimmy Henderson August 15, 2005
by titsmagee May 26, 2008
The supreme fallen angel from the courts above. Invisible, yet as real as the wind, and just as mysterious. The masses have NO idea how entrenched and clever this prince of darkness is. He is portrayed in a variety of ridiculous ways which bear no resemblance to his real character and mission. One day we will all see how deceived we were... but then it will be too late.
by secondresurrection November 25, 2008
Such A Terrifically Anal Neighbor
The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.
The type of residential neighbor that occasionally makes small demands in a patronizing passive-aggressive tone that causes insigificant violations of his or her property seem like it should be your personal responsibility to prevent.
by T Hizzle May 3, 2005