stroopwaffled

Verb. Past tense. The half-hearted attempt to buy someone's love with a lousy act or gift. Viewed as insulting by the intended recipient.

Root. Complaints of loss of free meal on an eight hour, $2000 flight is countered by unnamed airline through an offering of stroopwaffles and wasabi rice cracker snacks for customers to "indulge in".

Last night, Joe's sexual advances were rebuffed by his wife. He was stroopwaffled when she offered a handjob instead. She fell asleep before he could finish.

by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016

Scroop

Taking a shit while scrolling

I'll be right back, I gotta go Scroop .

by Lukkyboy June 30, 2016

sarcopenia

Sarcopenia is the degenerative loss of skeletal muscle mass (0.5–1% loss per year after the age of 50), quality, and strength associated with aging.1 Sarcopenia is a component of the frailty syndrome.

As he aged his strength continued to decline, most likely due to sarcopenia.

by SailOnJoe October 19, 2018

Strooper

What you call a state trooper; Strooper

Slow down bro theres a strooper

by Imthatoneperson December 17, 2018

Stroophy

When your to mangled to speak it your own words. Otherwise known as someone who looks disoriented and can’t speak English

Ducey saw murph lookin high as fuck in class and decided to call him “stroophy” instead of murph

by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019

stroopesque

Being of the politically incorrect mindset, often including references to Hitler or statistics fitting a similar narrative.

Hitler was entirely stroopesque in his approach.

by aidastep February 6, 2021

Stroopwaffeled

Term refering to a person being tag-teamed or having a threesome by two Dutch people.

That girl got stroopwaffeled by those 2 dudes, she had a fine night...

by vanGalilea September 2, 2022