sameja

The selfish art in which one tactically wriggles out of paying for their night outs or outings, expecting others to pay for them.

Those who have mastered this are very shallow, show little courtesy and respect towards others and usually have very few genuine friends, if any at all.

We all went for a meal and he plotted an incoming call, just before it was time to pay, he did a 'sameja' on us !

I'm going to pull a 'sameja' on him by smoking his fags and leaving mine in the car !

by Bol Singh December 14, 2008

Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra

Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright

by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018

Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living

Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans

by Dangerous G March 28, 2004

samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samoa

A single word used to ask for additional helpings of food. Usage was so prominent throughout multiple generations, that an entire culture was built around a group of individuals that want "Samoa" food.

Man 1: Hey Fa'kele did you already eat?

Man 2: Yeah. But can I have Samoa?

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

Samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).

"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"

by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004

samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.

Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.

by koehlerdus April 5, 2005