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Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
by atimonkey March 18, 2010
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saltine cracker

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.
yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy
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Saltacello

a German crossover jazz band of 5 musicians, almost all of them from Stuttgart, who are unknown in the world except that they are popular in South Korea. The reason behind is that they publicly announced that they like South Korea and actually used some of its traditional tunes for their music.
-Do you know Saltacello?
-Sorry, who?
by iborrowedthisname May 1, 2007
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Salting

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
by Franz Holden May 17, 2011
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saltine gangsta

the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
i swear david is a true saltine gangsta
by countryboy012188 December 22, 2008
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The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.
Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.
by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009
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Saltine Oyster

A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.
Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
by Mr. Toastman January 5, 2011
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